Banta to santa -tu hamesha mujhe bewakuf kyun banata hai ?
Santa- kyunki tu BANTA hai.........

LADKI WALE=BETA-DRINK KARTEHO? JI HAAN JUA/SATTA? JI HAAN DANGA-FASAD? JI HAAN SARI NGETIVE BATEIN,K....

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: a....

Santa: meine khat likha tha ki meri shadi per jaroor aana, tum q nahi aaye?

Banta: ya....

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le
Lakin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le....

Santa: Should i buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.<....

Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..

Khan: To phir..?

Wait....

SANTA: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phans....

Ek commerce ki ladki kaise gali degi?
Saale bounced cheque,dharti pe liability,pedaishi bad-d....