Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?


Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
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Doctor - ye mar chuka hai..
(tabhi mariz bol pada) - main zinda hu..!
Mareez ki biwi b....

Father-Raat ko tum pi k gutter mein gir gaye the,
Son-Kya bataon dad GALAT SANGAT ki wajah se....

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khananahi bana, ....

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ....

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.....

raju: ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya
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Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bac....

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye....