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Boy friend to his Girl friend:
"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, ku....
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Becau....
FATHER TO HIS DAUTHERS LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER....
SANTA- maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi
Fir B.Sc,Fir M.Sc,Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab OR kya ka....
Ek behra dusre se: Nahane ja rahe ho?
Dusra behra: nahi, nahane ja raha hun.
pehla: Ac....
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jar....
England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother - Shubh ratri beta.
Muslim Mother - Shab....
Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene....
Next Generation sholay dialog-
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega..
Son: 100 rupy....